chelseaparttwo:

I’ve seen girls using leg extension machines for glute workouts and leg curl machines for abs yet somehow the kipping pull-up is the weirdest thing anyone’s ever seen???


7 hours ago with 69 notes
originally chelseaparttwo

Instead of going to the early CrossFit class, cleaning all day, and then going to work this afternoon I have instead slept until midday and spent the rest of the day on my phone on the couch.
Now I’ve got to leave for work in an hour and nothing has been done.
Am +10 annoyed at my silly self.


1 day ago with 5 notes

Anonymous asked:
Omg. Your brows. Tell me the secret

My brows are my proudest achievements so yes thank-you for commenting/asking my secrets! Fortunately I am one of those annoying people whose brows have great shape+thickness naturally so I don’t really have to do much to get them looking f a b.

That said, I do grow a monobrow very easily so I get the brows threaded every 3/4 weeks with sporadic mid-brow plucking in between.

Then I use my favourite make-up tool on the planet; the Hourglass Arch Brow Sculpting Pencil.
Without being dramatic, it is one of the greatest things I have ever bought. Got it in Soft Brunette and it’s mind-blowingly good. 10/10 would reccommend. I just use the angled portion to ~outline~ my brows, then use the flat side to colour them in ever so lightly.

And really it is that simple.
Get the brows threaded every few weeks, use the best product ever.
Cannot go wrong.



2 days ago with 5 notes

At least I look cute

At least I look cute


3 days ago with 28 notes

Anxiety is so high right now.

Sobering up is the root of all my problems.
Not to self: never drink OR stay drunk 24/7.

#bloggingfromabathroomstall

3 days ago with 3 notes

Submitted my last piece of assessment for the week!
Now I’m going to pop to the gym, buy some stick on bras, exfoliate, nap, and then I’m going to a ball tonight!!

The next selfies you see will be extremely attractive ball-gown ones so FUCK YEAH


4 days ago with 8 notes

Hey guys, guess who is still at the library? Coming up on 13 hours in one sitting I think we have a new record!

Study buddy and I have taken to shift work. She sleeps one hour, I sleep one hour. We’re on our first rotation so let’s see how we go.

Hey guys, guess who is still at the library? Coming up on 13 hours in one sitting I think we have a new record!

Study buddy and I have taken to shift work. She sleeps one hour, I sleep one hour. We’re on our first rotation so let’s see how we go.


5 days ago with 9 notes

hillisquats:

I have been at the library for 8.5 hours and the only break I’ve had has been a 5 hour shift at work.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay isn’t Uni fun!?

I’m still here!!!!24 of the past ~40 hours have been spent in the library I am going to die.In other news, I’ve become the leading expert on human hand evolution in the past 40 hours so there’s that.

hillisquats:

I have been at the library for 8.5 hours and the only break I’ve had has been a 5 hour shift at work.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay isn’t Uni fun!?

I’m still here!!!!
24 of the past ~40 hours have been spent in the library I am going to die.

In other news, I’ve become the leading expert on human hand evolution in the past 40 hours so there’s that.


5 days ago with 9 notes
originally hillisquats

I have been at the library for 8.5 hours and the only break I’ve had has been a 5 hour shift at work.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay isn’t Uni fun!?

I have been at the library for 8.5 hours and the only break I’ve had has been a 5 hour shift at work.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay isn’t Uni fun!?


6 days ago with 9 notes

I FINALLY GOT THE EMAIL!

GOOD NEWS!

EVERYTHING IS SO GOOD!

FOR SERIOUS I’M GOING TO WEE MYSELF!

DETAILS TO COME BUT FOR NOW I’M JUST GOING TO DANCE AROUND AND CRY ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING IS COMING TOGETHER SO NICELY!


1 week ago with 19 notes

I hit a brick wall while doing my assignment today. Not sure why but my head is not in the game despite it desperately needing to be.
Remedied this by heading to the gym for a productive study break! Will get back into the assignments after this so I’ll soon see how effective the break was…

CIRCUIT

KBS & goblet squats were really just fillers to get my heart rate up in this one.
H-sits (I think that’s what they’re called) are my current scale for V-ups so I’m smashing those in the hopes I’ll get to real V-ups soon!
Aaand push-ups are the fucking worst. Forcing myself to do them will hopefully prove fruitful cause right now it’s dismal.

TABATA

Handstands in tabata is the best idea I’ve ever had. It not only gives me practice kicking up, but the static holds really help me with my confidence and stability when I’ve got weight overhead!

Started getting cold sweats halfway through. Soldiered on but as soon as that 4 minutes was up I lay down until I was no longer freezing. Reminded me of my fainting spells and I do NOT want that resurfacing.

MACHINES

Decided to do some assisted pull-ups to break up tabata and rowing sprints and aw yeah good idea. Felt a little nauseous so I kept up the fluids and had big breaks and mayn this pull-up thing is getting heaps easier

ROWING

Love rowing. Beat last weeks 250m sprint record so that’s nice! Sweat was pouring off me it was glorious.
Cool down this week was a very slow resistance 10 row to ‘Wild for The Night’ and ‘Fashion Killa’. A$AP is my rowing buddy.

In other news my legs are looking much more rectangular and I am so  o k a y  with this.


1 week ago with 8 notes

How to be invincible:
Style your brows.
Done.

How to be invincible:

  1. Style your brows.
  2. Done.

1 week ago with 14 notes

Have been working non-stop on silly assignments since I woke up and I’ve hit a wall so I think I need to start baking and having a shower and make a yummy dinner so I can finish this puppy off before tomorrow.

Hope your lives are splendid.


1 week ago with 13 notes

*Refreshes emails furiously*


1 week ago with 2 notes

I PR’d my snatch today which is f a b except that I caught it in a power. I seem to be entirely incapable of catching heavy weights in a full squat. Must work on this a lot more.

I’d also like to point out that this 1kg ‘family pack’ of bacon will last me about 7 days and if that doesn’t terrify you, you’re dead inside.

(Also the overseas thing is one step closer to reality so now I’m frantically refreshing my inbox every 5-10 minutes in the hope it’ll work out. My great friend has already been accepted so now I’m just waiting for the dude to reply oh my GOD I AM NERVOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING SO MUCH HINGES ON THIS WORKING OUT. I cannot focus on anything except my inbox.)


1 week ago with 8 notes

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